Hey everyone, sorry for the delay with this week’s TITS. We had some scheduling confusion with our interviewee this week. Our interviewee this week is someone that our clan veterans are familiar with, but may be a new name to some of our newer folks. Please extend a warm welcome to this week’s guest, zezodecorta101!!
Hey Zezo, welcome to TITS. We are absolutely stoked to have you here today. Let’s start out with an easy question. What do you do for work?
Greetings and salutations to everyone. I am currently employed as the Chief Information Officer of a private aerospace company. I will refrain from sharing the name of said company at this time, as I don’t want to risk my Internet Protocols being spoofed.
Aside from videogames, what hobbies or pastimes do you enjoy?
I have many hobbies and pastimes; it may be challenging to narrow it down. One hobby that I find rather stimulating is building my own components for my personal computing device. I built a sterile work lab in my attic, where I refine silicone into chips of my own design. I believe it will be much easier for me to upload screenshots to your Diacord server once I crack the secret of quantum computing.
What is a skill you have that you take pride in?
Since the last time we interacted, I have spent exactly 5,078 hours in the Crucible of Destiny 2, perfecting my skills in Player vs Player combat. I believe that I can now confidently say that I can kick add azlt destiny 2 being a PvP.
Any fun facts about yourself?
How long have you been playing video games and what are some of your earliest memories with games?
I designed Bertie the Brain. I have perfect recall of every video game ever made.
What are your favorite foods, music, movies, shows, etc.?
Food is not something humans should have favorites of. It is only meant to provide fuel to the body. I don’t see the point in things like music or movies.
Is there any special story or significance to your gamertag?
Im only here be you are top reccomended and I need help not my name changed
Where did you see that we are top recommended?
go look on reddit
Let’s talk a bit about Destiny and Clan Truth specifically. When did you first start playing Destiny, and can you tell us about what drew you to the game?
You can’t draw in this game.
What is your favorite/primary class? Why?
It doesn’t matter. I kick add at my level.
Who has the best jump?
I don’t know how to jump.
If you could remove any one weapon from the game, which one and why?
I don't need to remove anythong. I kick add with every wapon.
If you could design an exotic weapon or armor, what would it be?
Whatever improvs my add kicking.
If you could date any character(s) from Destiny, who and why?
Someone here is good
What Destiny characters would you ship together that aren’t already?
I think FedEx is a good choice.
We’ve covered the standard questions, now let’s move on to learning more about the real Zezo.
If pay, work hours, etc., weren’t an issue, what would be your dream job?
And I only have at least 2 options but I’m thonling.
Who do you think is the sexiest admin?
I’m not that high
What is the eeriest thing you have ever seen/encountered?
Ah ha ha ha ha
Describe what you were like at age ten.
I hate this name.
If you were handed $50,000 in cash and told it had to be used in the next 7 days to take a trip worth writing a book about, where would you go? What would you do?
I really don’t want to spoof my ip give a feed back to get another im lazy.
Who is the best character on Sesame Street? Defend your reasoning.
What is the best cookie?
I don’t accept cookies. You cannot have my ip.
What is your dream vehicle?
If you could meet anyone in the world dead or alive, who would it be and why?
I wouldn’t meet anyone dead. That is gross
Tell us two truths and two lies about yourself.
What made you laugh the hardest you’ve ever laughed in your life?
I don’t laugh. I just kick add in PvP.
Do you have any phobias?
Tbh you can make fun of me all you want
Who would win in a fight, you, or Pentad?
I would kick his add
Why are you the way that you are?
I just need help.
If you were a meal, what would you be?
Generic nutritional yeast.
What is your personal theory as to how Banditt lost her hand?
That woukdbne nice to know
Are you coming to Truth Con?
I show in person
Is there anything else you would like to tell us about yourself that we haven’t covered yet?
I have all purple on.
Happy April Fool’s Day everyone! To read the full saga of Zezo, click here.