This Week At Don't Believe The Internet (More Than Usual)

-This Week At Truth, it's April Fool's Day...... I tried setting up something fun but the stupid bot wouldn't work so instead you get a regular boring Tuesday with an update on Act III. This holiday is dumb anyway, I've already seen like 8 things that are fake that got my hopes up for actual cool shit coming. 

-One thing that's not fake is the start of Act III of Episode: Heresy. Time to finish what was started on this Awakened Dreadnaught. A new area of the Nether and new bad guys in Court of Blades await (plus better chances at getting Adept seasonal weapons!), finishing the Barrowed Dyad catalysts and intrinsics, and the return of the Sunless Cell strike! 

-Be sure to keep all story spoilers, quest-related things, etc. this week in #heretics-chat, you never know what to believe today but we definitely don't want true story stuff spreading around the regular destiny channel. 

-We've got a new row of artifact perks - the Strand-loving community should have some fun today, and who doesn't love a rocket launcher with an anti-champ mod on it. Gold from Lead should help some ammo economy issues in some tankier situations too. 

-Saladin returns with Iron Banner this week too! Not a joke! (....i hate today...) Redrix's Estoc nerf too - again NOT. A. JOKE. 

-For the Sea of Thieves fans there's now Destiny 2 cosmetics in games (why....of all days...is April 1st on a Tuesday, because everything sounds like it could be fake but is actually true).

-I haven't written one of these in a while (the work-life balance is bad from March to June) but I was able to carve out a few minutes like I was creating my own throne world today. Enjoy your Tuesday, beware the internet, and happy hive hunting. Cheers!

--Witty