This TWAT is Bananas

Another week, another TWAT. But just because this TWAT is Witty-less doesn't mean it's witless. Or if it is, don't tell me. My ego can't handle that.

Saladman is among us once again this week, with the Iron Banana in full swing. Note that there's only one more Banana after this week, and Iron Banana tokens are being deprecated at the end of the season to revamp Saladman's rank system. Use them up while you can!

In less exciting Crucible news, Team Scorched is your rotator this week. With IB always comes increased Valor as well if you're into that. I'm not judging.

I am judging.

The Nightfall will be Arms Dealer, with Duty Bound as the rotating weapon. Arms Dealer is a good combo of quick and easy, so it's a good chance to farm out some rolls, exotics, or golf balls!

This week marks the final rotating challenge for Vow of the Disciple with the Looping Catalyst challenge for Rhulk. Next week will start the rotation over, as well as drop the Master version of the raid. Make sure to stop by #endgame_meta to discuss theories of this week's challenge!

I promised a nameless member I'd give them a shoutout this week for their contributions to recruitment. I'll withhold their identity so they don't get called out for requesting preferential treatment.

Have you seen A Drunken Saylor's clan recruitment posts on Reddit? He copies and pastes writes them by hand every week to bolster our numbers! Go drop an upvote so we can look cooler than those other clans!

A little less exciting than how much dropped last week, but still some stuff to do and Grandmas to gild for those who didn't finish it last week.

I don't really know how to end these anymore since I used to just quote random shit when Witty was doing his Silmarillion stuff. I miss those. Not the hobbit stuff, the beloved Twilight and Star Wars quotes.

Sincerely,

Oblivion